Thursday, May 25, 2006

Lay, Skilling convicted in Enron collapse - Yahoo! News

Lay, Skilling convicted in Enron collapse

i am SO happy I am doing a little dance. FELONS!!! i hope that they send them to pellican bay. or san quentin.

But I know they wont. It would still be nice... a girl can dream. Ahhhh..... Ken Lay would have to be some big burly bald man's bitch.

oohh... that makes me happy...

>>Update: 7/11/06 - Are you thinking what I am thinking? This seems a little convienent, doesnt it? And it doesn't hurt that the timing of his death vacates the Guilty verdict....hmmmm.... I bet he shows up in Argentina in a few years.

Thursday, May 11, 2006 » Bust a Nut » Bust a Nut

I didn't want to believe that it was true. That a food company would be soooo phenomenally stupid to put something like this out there... Until it was found for me...

I thought that it was crazy too. Who would put an ad campagin out with "bust a nut" as the tag line.

cornNuts did.

and they knew what they were doing....look at these lyrics:
Go to your room and lock the door,
‘Cause when you try it once you’ll wanna try it some more!
Size doesn’t matter and that’s a fact,
It might be small, but it’s a big impact! Bust a nut! Bust a nut!
Grab a bag of Corn Nuts™ and bust a nut!
They’re lightly toasted and hard as well,
Enjoy yourself, we won’t tell… Everybody does it, they like it a lot,
You can do it at school , just don’t get caught!
It takes a few minutes, if you don’t delay;
Take your time and make it last all day!

oh damn.