Thanks to my friends at fuggin it up! I'm always feeling good about not being famous....for example:
I can always be thankful that I have enough sense to know that I should ALWAYS leave the house with more than my handtowels attached (clumlisly I might add) to my privates. And when attending a Gala Event...a long black dress is always a good choice. ankle length, preferably.
even though this woman, whomever she is...will likely never get much of a promotion beyond the casting room couch.