Man1: oh wow - 12 people just got shot in Oakland in the past twelve hours.
Man2: yeah. That's what'd they call a fire sale in Oakland.
- don't lie. you're laughing. I laughed too. Nearly choked on a swig of water when I heard it.
edit: i found out last night that a majority of the twelve that died were attending a funeral. Isn't that just a lovely piece of irony